Fine, but you guys are going to regret blowing Marcie off when her sex dreams wind up being SUPER IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT LATER

Conspiracy Friends now updates Monday, Wednesday and Friday

So don’t be coming by on Tuesdays and Thursdays and bein’ all like “Where’s my new comic at.” You have to wait an extra day while I work on stuff that puts food on my infant child’s table. Sorry!

IN OTHER NEWS: Wooooooo, crowdfunding! The Conspiracy Friends Vol. 3 Kickstarter is funded twice over, which means we get to do an exclusive hardcover just for Kickstarter backers :) So what I’m saying is, if you want that sweet casebound son of a bitch, GET ON THAT SHIT (you can order copies of the first two books through the kickstarter as well if you still need those).